List Of Cool Status
- I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.
- There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday
- Don’t tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!
- Borrow money from a pessimist- – he doesn’t expect it back.
- Keep Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you
- Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
- Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
- I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED
- For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
- when i was BORN i was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year & a half.
- “You compliment someone for their mustaches, & suddenly she isn’t your friend anymore.
- Do not be afraid to step on people… Mario made a career from it.
- Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …
- I just want to die young as late as possible.
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